1. If you're nude, tube your dude.
2. Don't be silly, protect your willie.
3. Wrap your tool to catch the drool.
4. Cover your hose then curl her toes.
5. Cover your stump before you hump.
6. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
7. If you think it's funky, cover your nonkey.
8. Don't make a mistake, cover your snake.
9. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
10. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it!
2. Don't be silly, protect your willie.
3. Wrap your tool to catch the drool.
4. Cover your hose then curl her toes.
5. Cover your stump before you hump.
6. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
7. If you think it's funky, cover your nonkey.
8. Don't make a mistake, cover your snake.
9. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
10. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it!
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